You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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