I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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