foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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