you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I am available for nakedness
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My life is pants optional.
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