so that wasnt chicken after all
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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