haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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