your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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