I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Randomize
