I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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