Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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