Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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