Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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