i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
