People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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