PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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