Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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