THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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