somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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