Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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