You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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