i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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