god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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