I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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