After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We need a shit load of segways right now
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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