Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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