we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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