I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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