You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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