that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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