Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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