His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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