gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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