drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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