I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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