Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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