mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
