Nicole vs. Life
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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