Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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