i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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