is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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