I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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