We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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