Umm I'm too high to move.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think a kid would responsible me up
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Text me some of your sweat
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