I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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