Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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