Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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