Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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