rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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