Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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