Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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