Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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