There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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