you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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