I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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