What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
