I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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