I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
false alarm. still invincible.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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